Why do I think Spielberg used to have conversations like this with himself?

Milo, speaking to himself in the back of the car: “Seth… that’s a weird name. Seth, Seth, Seth… Seth, the EVIL CHILD of DOOM.”

[Pause.]

Milo: “No, that’s a bad name.”

Me: “You think Seth, the Evil Child of Doom is a bad name? I’m surprised.”

Milo: “No, Poopy Bum Baby Butt is a bad name. Seth the Evil Child of Doom is a GREAT name.”