When alphas collide

Overheard from downstairs…

Milo: “You’re not the boss of me.”

Morris: “Yes, I am.”

Milo: “No, you’re not! I’m your older brother. I’m the boss of you!”

Morris: “NO YOU’RE NOT! I’M BOSS OF YOU!”

Milo: “No! That’s not the way it works!”

Morris: “YES, IT IS! I’M BOSS OF YOU!”

Milo: “No, you’re NOT!”

Morris: “You want a piece of me?”

Milo: “Sure. You want a piece of me?”

Morris: “Yeah!”

… Giggles ensue.