What the little guy does when the big guy is in school all day

Morris, playing on the stairs:

“Go Turtle! Go zoom zoom zoom! Go Zombie, go Zombie! This guy has green blood and red blood and bluuuuuue blood! Now one last doggie. Woo woo! Whoa! Whoa! Which one should I throw first? I got this guy next and I got this guy next too. I should throw this one and this one and I’ll throw this guy first. Poo! Pooo! Poooo! And I cut all the zombies in pieces because that’s my trick. Now I jumpy jump! Ow! ow! ow! ow! Hi Dad! I’m throwing these down the stairs.”