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Milo: “Morris, there’s one word you can’t EVER say.”
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Morris: “What is it?”

Milo: “It’s the name of the king who lives in the clouds. BUT YOU CAN’T SAY IT.”

Morris: “What is it?”

Milo: “YOU know, he’s the king of all the angels and his name starts with a G. And then there’s an O… And a D.” [Pause.] “And it’s pronounced, guh… aw… d.”

Morris: “God! Goddy Goddy God God!”

Milo: “MORRIS NOOOOOOOO!”

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