Walked right into that one

Morris: “Mommy, what does nyess spell?”

Me: “Um, nothing.”

Morris: “Nest is a word.”

Me: “Yep, that’s where birdies live.”

Morris: “Do Chinese people say ‘nest?'”

Me: “Sure. But they have a different word for it.”

Morris: “Maybe it’s pocka-doo-doo-diaper-bum.”

Me: “Sure. Maybe it’s pocka-doo-doo-diaper-bum.”

Morris: “Ha! ha! You said potty talk!”