‘Tis the season to blow up bad guys, fa la la la la

Me, looking at the gingerbread house Milo made at school today: “Wow, there sure are a lot of candy bushes around your house.”

Milo: “No, those are BOMBS. If anyone tries to sneak up to the house and touches one of them they’ll explode and fly up and go into my mouth and so will the person. Hee! Hee! Hee!”