Those bad guys are getting sneakier all the time

Morris points to my dinner plate. “I took it!”

Me: “You took my plate?”

Morris nods. “I took it and put it in jail.”

Me: “Why did you put my plate in jail?”

Morris: “Because it’s a BAD GUY.”

Milo: “Yeah, Mom! It’s a Transformer robot that can turn into a plate and just roll away. And if you break it, it DIES.”