The Kratt brothers would not approve

Me: “Can you imagine breaking open an egg and finding an alligator inside?”

Morris: “Yeah!”

Me: “What would you do?”

Morris: “I would take it out and hug it.”

Me: “Aww, that would be so cute.”

Morris: “Then I would take off its head and pants. HA HA HA!”

Me: “Okay, now that wouldn’t be so cute.”

Morris rolls his eyes. “I just pretending, Mom.”