Poor kid never had a chance
Dad: “Morris, what does Admiral Akbar say?”
Morris: “IT’S A TRAP!!!”
Posts Tagged: Morris – 3 years old
At least it was over quickly
Morris: “Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob and a guy named Sharon and they lived in a hollow rock and they got eaten by a shark. Ha! Ha! Ha!”
They’ll take their chances with the Undead
Rob: “Would you like some mushrooms?”
Milo: “NO WAY!”
Morris: “Blech! Blech! Blech!”
Rob: “They’re cooked in butter and garlic.”
Milo: “GARLIC???”
Morris: “Blech! Blech! Blech!”
Rob: “They’ll keep the vampires away.”
Milo: “I know. Wait – are vampires real?”
Morris: “Vampires! Yeah!”
Debby Travis would not approve
Morris: “Mommy, I have another house. It’s far, far away.”
Me: “It is?”
Morris: “Uh huh. It’s far, far away in Cedar Grove.”
Me: “What’s it like?”
Morris: “It’s got a blue roof. And it’s got a yellow roof. And it’s got a red roof, too.”
Me: “What’s it like inside?”
Morris: “Blackish.”
When you have eliminated the impossible…
Morris: “I still have my owee!”
Me: “Hmm?”
Rob: “He has a scratch on his hand but I don’t know how he did it.”
Morris: “I think aliens did it.”
Me: “Aliens, huh?”
Morris: “Yep! Daddy didn’t do it, and you didn’t do it, and Milo didn’t do it.”
Me: “So it had to have been aliens?”
Morris: “Yep!”
Not quite sure the kisses would make up for it
Morris: “I’m strong.”
Me: “Yes, you are.”
Morris: “I can lift the house up.”
Me: “You can?”
Morris: “Yep… Mommy, can you help me?”
Me: “Help you what?”
Morris: “Lift the house up.”
Me: “I don’t know, sweetie. The house is pretty big.”
Morris: “And then it would fall and you would say, ow! It hurt! Then I would kiss you and you would feel all better. Okay?”
