Coast boy
Me, reading “Go, Dog Go!”: “Look at those dogs go! Why are they going so fast in those cars? What are they going to do? Where are those dogs going?”
Morris: “To the ferry!”
Posts Tagged: Morris – 2 years old
Cheese dog is more like it
Morris, coming into my bed this morning: “Hi, mommy!”
Me: “Hello, my little cuddle bun.”
Morris: “Noooooooooooooooo!”
Me: “What? What’s wrong?”
Morris: “I’m not bun! I’m hot dog!”
At least he’s paying attention?
Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”
Me: “We’re going to the mall to get a few groceries.”
Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”
Me: “To the mall. We need to pick up some food.”
Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”
Me: “To the mall.”
Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”
Me: “THE MALL.”
Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”
Me: “To the moon, Morris. We’re going to the moon.”
Morris: “No we not. We going to the mall.”
Dude knows how to party
Morris: “I’m naked! I’m naked! I’m naked! And I’m jumping on your bed! AH HA HA HA HA!”
Silent but Deadly
Morris, standing beside my chair in the living room: “Can you hear it, Mom?”
Me: “Hear what?”
Morris: “Can you hear the poop coming out of my bum?”
Potayto, Potahto
Me: “You’re adorable.”
Morris: “No, I amn’t.”
Me: “Yes, you are.”
Morris: “No I amn’t! I’m a hamster.”
This seriously explains a LOT
Me: “What about your brain? Do you know where your brain is?”
Morris nods vigorously.
Me: “So where is it?”
Morris: “In my bum.”
Elvis Costello would approve
Overheard coming from outside…
Milo: “WHAT DO YOU WANT, O GREAT AND POWERFUL BABY?”
Morris: “Pump it up!”
Narcissus has nothing on him
Morris, on seeing himself in the mirror: “Morris, you so ‘dorable.”
Milo & Morris: Vying for attention
Milo: “You are getting very sleepy… Listen only to the sound of my voice… Now go and get me a cookie.”
Morris: “Ha! Jumping boy! High jump! Look at me! Ha ha ha!”
