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Posts Tagged: Morris – 2 years old

A typical car conversation

Morris: “Mommy?”
Me: “Yes?”
Morris: “Where’s my Mommy?”
Me: “Uhhh, I’m up here in the front seat driving the car you’re riding in.”
Morris: “Where’s my Daddy?”
Me: “He’s at the library, working.”
Morris: “Where’s my Milo?”
Me: “He’s sitting in the passenger seat beside you.”
Milo: “YEAH! With my elf shoes that are really ninja choppers. Shing! Shing! Shing!”

Can’t please everyone all the time

Morris, for the 50th time this morning: “What we watching tonight, Mommy?”
Me: “The end of the Incredibles.”
Morris: “The Incedibles?”
Me: “That’s right. The Incredibles.”
Morris: “The InCEDibles?”
Milo: “YES, Morris! The Incredibles.”
Me: “Aren’t you happy to be watching the Incredibles tonight?”
Milo: “Yes.”
Morris: “No.”
Me: “What do you want to watch, Morris?”
Morris: “In-POOP-ibles! HA HA HA HA HA!”

That does seem like the most obvious explanation

Morris: “I hear ambulance! Maybe somebody hurt!”
Milo, showing his clenched fist: “Maybe someone has a hole in them THIS big.”
Me: “How would they get a hole that big in them?”
Milo: “Maybe there was a monster with huge claws and it just went ‘HAAAA!” (stabs imaginary victim) “… and the person went ‘Aaaaagh, I need an ambulance.'”
Me: “Well, that does seem like the likeliest option.”

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