Dude knows how to pay a compliment
Milo: “Mom, you’re really advanced technology.”
Me: “Really? How’d you figure?”
Milo: “Because you’re so awesome.”
Posts Tagged: Milo – 7 years old
A kiss by any other name
Milo and Morris are laughing as they wrestle each other on the couch.
Milo: “You’d better not kiss me again!”
Morris: “I’m not. I’m just going to put my lips on your lips.”
Milo: “Okay. Wait… That’s a kiss! Aaaaaagh!”
Morris: “Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Random quotes overheard while getting ready for school this morning
From Milo:
“This is kind of like sewing but with killing stuff.”
“Mom, can I hit you over the head with my super soft dagger thingy?”
“Morris, you know why I chose wood? Because wood is the mind drainer. If I put these on different parts of your body they drain all your powers.”
… And Morris:
“I need something really sharp.” — as he rummages through the cutlery drawer.
“Take my power! Take it! Take it! TAKE IT!!!”
With great power comes great messed-up-in-the-headness
Milo: “Mom, I hope that what happened to Batman’s parents when he was a kid doesn’t happen to you and Dad.”
Me: “Me too, pal. Me too.”
