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Posts Tagged: Milo – 5 years old

As long as you don’t start digging up bodies in the graveyard, we’re good

Milo: “When I grow up I’m gonna invent an awakenator. It’s a machine that keeps people awake all night long and they’re not even sleepy the next day.”

Me: “Dude, invent that and you’ll make a billion dollars. So long as it doesn’t have any unforeseen negative side effects.”

Milo: “All right! But first I need to become a mad scientist. It’s my JOB.”

Me: “Okay, then.”

Milo: “And I’m going to need some of the stuff around this house. Like the fridge… and the oven… and the toaster.”

Clearly Daddy and I need to start using more code words

Milo: “Mommy, guess what you are?”
Me: “Um, your mother?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A stellar role model?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A scintillating conversationalist?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “An international super spy?”
Milo: “No. Give up?”
Me: “Yep.”
Milo: “You’re SEXY!”
Me: “Oh, really?”
Milo: “YEAH! … What does sexy mean?”

Not sure if this was a misheard word or a really quick recovery

I’m drying Milo off after his bath…

Milo: “Ow! Careful with my nut crack!”
Me: “… Milo, did you just say ‘nut crack?'”
Milo: “Yeah.”
Me: “……”
Milo: “What? That’s where I crack nuts! I just stick them between my legs and go ‘Grrr!’ and they crack.”
Me: “……”
Milo: “Seriously, Mom. That’s what happens.”

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