Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

He’s nothing if not truthful

Milo, using a walkie talkie: “Okay, I’m ready. But you won’t be able to find me – I’ve got a really hard hiding place. Over.”

Me: “Give me a hint. Over.”

Milo: “It’s near a tree. Over.”

Me: “Did you say it was near a tree? Over.”

Milo: “Yes. Over.”

Me: “We’re in the forest. EVERYWHERE is near a tree. Over.”

Milo: “I know. That’s why it’s a really hard hiding place. Over.”

Will be ratting us out to Family Services in 5… 4… 3…

Milo: “What does ‘poor’ mean?”

Me: “It means not having enough money to meet your basic needs.”

Milo: “Then I’m poor! I don’t have enough money to beat my basic needs.”

Me: “Daddy and I take of your basic needs.”

Milo: “I have one basic need that you’re not beating.”

Me: “Oh yeah? What’s that?”

Milo: “I need a car.”

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