Morris: “Mommy, I made a big tornado. I’m coming to warn you.”
Me: “Oh? What’s the tornado going to do?”
Morris: “It’s going to SUCK YOU UP.”
Me: “Then what is it going to do?”
Morris: “It’s going to bring you over to me!”
Me: “Oh, well that’s okay, then.”
Milo: “Do you know what’s a bad name for a movie? ‘Scary Robot Movie.'”
Me: “I don’t know, I can see that doing well with a certain demographic. Morris, do you want to see ‘Scary Robot Movie?'”
Morris: “Yeah!”
Milo: “Nope. It’s bad.”
Me: “Why, because it’s too obvious?”
Milo: “Yeah.”
Me: “Do you even know what obvious means?”
Milo: “Nope… Does it mean ‘really lame?’ Cuz I know what THAT means.”
Morris: “Know what I did in my potty?”
Morris: “I’m scared of my macaroni and cheese.”
Rob: “Why?”
Morris: “Because it’s going to eat my brain!”
Rob: “Oh no!”
Morris: “Don’t worry, Daddy. I just prefaking.”
Morris: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! STOOOOOOP!!!”
Milo: “If a frog ate me, I’d just punch him in the stomach. I’d punch him IN the stomach. Even if it was slimy.”
Morris: “Mommy, you’re Cyborg.”
Me: “Yeah! I’m Cyborg! I’m super strong and I have laser vision!”
Morris: “No, you’re Robin.”
Me: “I’m Robin! I’m super fast and really smart!”
Morris: “Yeah! And I’m Robin’s brother.”
Me: “Oh yeah? What’s your name?”
Morris: “I’m June 58!”
Morris: “Know what I did in my diaper?”
Morris, at around 10:00 a.m. on Mother’s Day: “Mommy, is it Boy Day now?”
Overheard from the living room, where Milo is playing Lego Batman: “Think you’re cool? Oh yeah? You’re barely cool, ya butt cheek.”
