Oh, how I pity his future girlfriends

Morris: “Mommy, remember when I said I hated you?”

Me: “No…”

Morris: “You know, when I said I hated you?”

Me: “Not ringing a bell.”

Morris: “That time? When I said I HATED you?”

Me: “Still not remembering.”

Morris: “Oh. Well, I said I hated you. But I was just joking.”

Me: “Phew.”