Nowhere close to potty training

Morris, while I’m changing his dirty diaper: “Mom, I love my poo.”

Me: “Oh you do, do you?”

Morris: “Mm hmm. Want to hug it.”

Me: “Really.”

Morris: “Mm hmm. Want to smell it.”

Me: “You want to smell it.”

Morris: “I want to smell it! I want to smell it! I want to smell it!”

Me: “Okay, okay! There. Can you smell it?”

Morris: “Mm hmm.”

Me: “Pretty stinky, huh?”

Morris: “Pretty stinky.”