Not sure if this was a self-esteem building success or failure

Morris: “I feel like an idiot!”

Me: “Don’t feel like an idiot — feel like a genius!”

Morris: “I feel like a genius poo!”

Me: “Don’t feel like a genius poo — feel like a genius MAD SCIENTIST. That sounds like much more fun!”

Morris: “I feel like a GENIUS MAD SCIENTIST POO!”