Never go up against a three-year-old when logic’s on the line

Me: “… And I need you now tonight, and I need you more than ev–”

Morris: “MOMMY STOP SINGING!”

Me: “Why can’t I–”

Morris: “MOMMY DON’T TALK!”

Me: “…”

Morris: “DON’T TALK!”

Me: “…”

Morris: “I said, DON’T TALK, Mommy!!!”

Me: “I’m NOT talking. I’m listening to you tell me not to talk.”

Morris: “THAT’S TALKING! I told you, Mommy, DON’T TALK!”