And the Moral of the Story Is…

Morris: “Mom, what would you do if I pooped on the roof of a house?”

Me: “I’d make you clean it up.”

Morris: “Would you hold me?”

Me: “Nope.”

Morris: “But what if I fell?”

Me: “If you didn’t fall while pooping, I guess you wouldn’t fall while cleaning it up.”

Morris: “But it’s a long way down!”

Me: “Guess you should have thought of that before you went poop up there.”

Morris: “What if I pooped on the roof of a car?”

Me: “I’d still make you clean it up.”

Morris: “What if the car was moving? I’d go roll roll roll splat in the middle of the street. And blood would be everywhere.”

Milo: “Then she’d be REALLY mad at you.”