Milo & Morris: Who Says Stuffies are for Babies?

Milo: “Okay mom, I have Flip Bear. You have Ninja Turtle.”

Morris: “Nooooo! I want Ninja Turtle.”

Me: “Sounds like Morris wants it more than I do, Milo.”

Milo, running upstairs. “Okay — I’ll get you something else.” He stops halfway up the stairs. “Mom? Do you want Stabber Bunny?”

Me: “Sure. I’ll take Stabber Bunny.”

Milo: “Actually, his name is Electricity Ear. Because he can shoot bolts of electricity out of his ears. And if he shoots you with them then you’re dead a thousand and a billion times over.”

Me: “Well, okay then.”