At least they’re honest

Milo: “Mommy, do you think I only care about myself?”

Me: “No! I think you care about Morris, and me, and Daddy, and your grandparents, and your friends. I think you hold a lot of people in your heart.”

Milo: “Well, that’s true, but can you guess what else I like?”

Me: “Um, Santa?”

Milo: “Well, yeah, but that’s not what I was thinking. Guess what else I care about?”

Me: “I give up. Tell me.”

Milo: NOODLES!!!

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Morris: “Mommy, do you think I only care about myself?”

Me: “No! I think you also hold a lot of people in your heart.”

Morris: “You’re wrong.”

Me: “So you’re saying you do only care about yourself?”

Morris: “Yep!”