Little pitchers have big mouths

Milo: “X is the baddest kid in my class because he says the A-word twice a day.”

Morris: “What’s the A-word?”

Me: “Really? Why does he do that?”

Milo: “I don’t know. But he says he learned it from his Nana.”

Morris: “What’s the A-word???”

Me: “Well, sweetie, I have a secret to tell you…”

Morris: “WHAT’S THE A-WORD????”

Me: “Sometimes grownups like to say words that are considered naughty. It doesn’t make them bad people, though. It just means they have a lazy vocabulary.”

Morris: “A-WORD!!! A-WORD!!! A-WORD!!! I’M SAYING THE A-WORD!!!”