Proof that soap opera writers get their ideas from three-year-olds

Morris: “Natalie is going to marry Daniel and I’m not invited to the wedding.”

Me: “Well, I think it’s going to be a long, long, long time before that marriage actually takes place, so you never know what will happen. You might still get an invite yet.”

Morris: “And when she and Daniel break up, then I’ll marry her!”

Me: “I thought you wanted to marry me.”

Morris: “I changed my mind. I’m going to marry… MILO!”

Milo: “Not going to happen, dude.”