Ix-nay the um-wiggling-bay

Morris: “Mommy, come watch the Bubble Guppies video with me!”

Me: “After I finish the dishes, sweetie.”

Milo: “I’ll watch it with you.”

Morris: “Okay!”

Milo: “But if it has any guys butt wiggling, I’m running upstairs to hide in my room!”

Me: “Wait a minute — YOU’RE scared of a little butt wiggling?”

Milo: “YES! BUTT WIGGLING IS VERY, VERY SCARY.”

Me: “You have honestly shocked me.”