If it were that easy, weight loss wouldn’t be a billion dollar industry

Morris: “Mommy, can I have a snack?”

Me: “No, you already had a snack. You had that graham cracker.”

Morris: “I don’t want a graham cracker!”

Me: “But it’s already in your belly.”

Morris: “Then get it out!”

Me: “How?”

Morris: “First we screw my belly, then we hammer it, then we open it up and take it out.”

Me: “All right, then, you get the screwdriver and the hammer and we’ll get right on that.”