I shudder to think of the dental bills

Milo: “Hey Mom, imagine if I had a million teeth and they all fell out at once and there were so many of them they filled the entire house, and the Tooth Fairy came and was like, ‘What the HECK?’ and she gave me a toy for every tooth and so I had every Lego set that was ever made and so much money I was a billionaire. Wouldn’t that be AWESOME?”