I knew I should have gone with “Pretty Pretty Princess”

Morris: “What’s your real name?”

Me: “Ummm… Goober Schnauben.”

Morris: “No, what’s your real name?”

Me: “Goober Schnauben.”

Morris: “No, what’s your real name?”

Me: “Goober Schnauben.”

Morris: “No, what’s your real name?”

Me: “Goober Schnauben.”

Morris: “No, what’s your real name?”

Me: “Goober Schnauben.”

Morris: “No, what’s your REAL name?”

Me: “Erin Jean Helen Whalen.”

Morris: “No, say Goober Schnauby again!”