He’s nothing if not truthful

Milo, using a walkie talkie: “Okay, I’m ready. But you won’t be able to find me – I’ve got a really hard hiding place. Over.”

Me: “Give me a hint. Over.”

Milo: “It’s near a tree. Over.”

Me: “Did you say it was near a tree? Over.”

Milo: “Yes. Over.”

Me: “We’re in the forest. EVERYWHERE is near a tree. Over.”

Milo: “I know. That’s why it’s a really hard hiding place. Over.”