He sees poultry people
At the dinner table, as we eat pasta with meatballs…
Morris: “Mommy, can I drive it?”
Me: ???
Morris: “Mommy, can I drive it?”
Me: “Can you drive it?”
Morris: “Yeah!”
Me: “Drive what, sweetie?”
Morris: “Drive the chicken!”
Me: “Um, sure. But where is the chicken?”
Morris, pointing all over the room: “There and there and there and there and there and there and there! HA HA HA HA HA!”
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