Guess I’m more predictable than I thought

This is what happens every day when Morris comes home from daycare…

Morris: “Mom, DON’T FREAK OUT.”

Me: “Oh. Hi, Morris. You’re home.”

Morris: “Okay, you can freak out now.”

Me: “YAY! MY SWEETIE BUM IS HOME!!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!”

Morris: “I knew you would say that.”