Dude’s going to make a great boyfriend

Morris: “Mommy, I love you.”

Me: “Yay!”

Morris: “Just a little bit.”

Me: “What? You only love me a little bit?”

Morris: “Just a little little bit.”

Me: “Oh, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo.”

Morris: “Don’t cry, Mommy! I love you a lotsa bit.