Debby Travis would not approve

Morris: “Mommy, I have another house. It’s far, far away.”

Me: “It is?”

Morris: “Uh huh. It’s far, far away in Cedar Grove.”

Me: “What’s it like?”

Morris: “It’s got a blue roof. And it’s got a yellow roof. And it’s got a red roof, too.”

Me: “What’s it like inside?”

Morris: “Blackish.”