Cue the Exorcist theme

Morris: “Mommy, I wish our heads could turn around and around.”

Me: “You mean, all the way around in a circle?”

Morris: “Uh huh. They only go from side to side. That’s too bad.”

Me: “Why would you want your head to turn around in the circle?”

Morris: “So I could see if any bad guys are sneaking up on me.”