Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

The Boogerman Cometh

It’s Alive!

The boys are upstairs in the bath right now…

Milo: “Mom!”

Me: “Yeah?”

Milo: “Morris has a booger in his nose!”

Me: “That’s nice.”

Milo: “No, it’s not! You have to come get it!”

Me: “… Okay.”

Milo: “It looks disgusting!”

Morris: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Milo: “No, stop breathing — that makes it move! Eww! Get away from me!”

Morris: “HAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The go-to response for all unanswerable questions

Morris, picking something out of his nose: “That’s a booger!”

Me: “Yep, it is.”

Morris: “Boogers are yucky.”

Me: “Yes, they are.”

Morris: “You no eat boogers.”

Me: “No, you don’t. That’s so yucky.”

Morris: “I looooooooove boogers.”

Me: “You love boogers? Why?”

Morris: “Because.”

Me: “Because why?”

Morris: “I love you, Mommy.”

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