Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

Small Brains Contemplating Life’s Big Questions

On crossing the bar

Milo: “Mommy, when am I going to die?”
Me: “Hopefully not for a long, long, long, long time.”
Milo: “And then I’ll go to heaven.”
Me: “Yep, and I’ll be there waiting for you and I’ll say, ‘Hey Milo! Great to see you again buddy!”
Milo: “And I’ll ask for milk. Yeah. Definitely milk.”
Me: “… milk?”
Milo: “Yeah, ’cause heaven’s far away and I’ll be really thirsty.”

Suddenly I see where Creationism has the edge

Me, attempting to explain evolution in simple terms: “Over long periods of time, plants and animals change in relation to the changing world around them.”

Milo: “You mean I’m going to turn into a dinosaur? Cool!”

Me: “No, dinosaurs died out millions of years ago. But the tiny mice-like creatures that lived back then eventually evolved to become us.”

Milo: “You mean I used to be a mouse? Cool!”

Me: “Well, actually, those tiny mice became all sorts of different creatures, one of which was a creature like a monkey, and that monkey eventually evolved to become us.”

Milo: “You mean I’m half-mouse, half-monkey? THAT’S SO AWESOME!”

Everyone’s definition of paradise is different, I suppose

Milo: “Where’s heaven?”

Me: “That’s a good question. No one knows for sure… maybe it’s in our hearts, or maybe it’s all around us right now and we’re just not able to see it.”

Rob: “Yeah… that’s a question no one can answer for sure. Heaven is just a place we imagine where people are always really happy.”

Milo: “So is there a guy there who smashes heads?”

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