Nowhere close to potty training
Morris, while I’m changing his dirty diaper: “Mom, I love my poo.”
Me: “Oh you do, do you?”
Morris: “Mm hmm. Want to hug it.”
Me: “Really.”
Morris: “Mm hmm. Want to smell it.”
Me: “You want to smell it.”
Morris: “I want to smell it! I want to smell it! I want to smell it!”
Me: “Okay, okay! There. Can you smell it?”
Morris: “Mm hmm.”
Me: “Pretty stinky, huh?”
Morris: “Pretty stinky.”