Celebrating the Savage, Hilarious, Disgusting and Adorable World of Little Boys

Life is a Punchline

Every parent’s dream or nightmare?

Milo: “Morris was born on the Coast, so he’s a Coast kid.”

Me: “That’s right.”

Milo: “And I was born in Vancouver, so I’m half coast kid, half city kid.”

Me: “Yep. One day you’ll probably go to university and be a city kid. Then maybe you’ll go traveling and be an all-around-the-world kid. Then maybe you’ll probably get a job and be a coast kid or a city kid.”

Milo: “When I grow up, I want to get a job on the Coast.”

Me: So you can be with us?”

Milo nods.

Me: “That’s so sweet!”

Milo: “But I’ll need the car all the time.”

I wonder where they get it from

Milo: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Milo: “Eye.”
Me: “Eye who?”
Milo: “Eye’ll be back in the eye socket later. A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Milo: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Milo: “Seal.”
Me: “Seal who?”
Milo: “Seal later alligator! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Morris: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Morris: “Seal.”
Me: “Seal who?”
Morris: “Seal phlllllbbbbt!!!! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Rob: “Knock knock.”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Rob: “Interrupting zombie.”
Me: “Interr–”
Rob: “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! A-ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

Tells it like it is

Morris: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, Morris?”

Morris: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, Morris?”

Morris: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, Morris?”

Morris: “Mommy?”

Me: “Yes, Morris?”

Morris: “Mommy?”

Me: “YES, Morris?”

Morris: “I so funny?”

Me: “Yes, Morris, you’re so funny.”

Morris: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

At least he’s paying attention?

Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”

Me: “We’re going to the mall to get a few groceries.”

Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”

Me: “To the mall. We need to pick up some food.”

Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”

Me: “To the mall.”

Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”

Me: “THE MALL.”

Morris: “Mommy, where we going?”

Me: “To the moon, Morris. We’re going to the moon.”

Morris: “No we not. We going to the mall.”

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