Morris: “Mommy, I have something in my ear.”
Me: “You have something in your ear?”
Morris: “Mm hmm. Something in my big ear.”
Me: “You have something in your big ear.”
Morris: “Mm hmm. It’s a crocodile. Can I have a lollipop?”
Milo, singing while playing air guitar in the living room: “I want my mommy. I want my mommy, yeah, baby. I want my mommy, yeah, yeah, baby. Yeah baby, I want my mommy. Woof! Woof!”
Morris: “I’m naked! I’m naked! I’m naked! And I’m jumping on your bed! AH HA HA HA HA!”
Milo: “Once upon a time there was a Milo and a Mommy, and the Mommy tickled the Milo and the Milo screamed a lot. The end.”
Me: “Isn’t it fun having Toby here?”
Milo: “Yeah! He’s like a one-man fun thing. I wish I could buy a Toby and play with him all the time.”
Milo: “Heeeaaaaauuuuuuuughhhhhh!”
Me: ?????
Milo: “That means, ‘Can I lick you?'”
Morris, on seeing himself in the mirror: “Morris, you so ‘dorable.”
Milo: “You are getting very sleepy… Listen only to the sound of my voice… Now go and get me a cookie.”
Morris: “Ha! Jumping boy! High jump! Look at me! Ha ha ha!”
Morris, lying on a folded sheepskin placed on top of a skateboard, rolls himself around the floor saying, “Snuggle! Snuggle! Weee!”
Morris: “Happy to you! Happy to you! Caaaake!”
