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Heartbreakers in Training

Clearly Daddy and I need to start using more code words

Milo: “Mommy, guess what you are?”
Me: “Um, your mother?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A stellar role model?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “A scintillating conversationalist?”
Milo: “No.”
Me: “An international super spy?”
Milo: “No. Give up?”
Me: “Yep.”
Milo: “You’re SEXY!”
Me: “Oh, really?”
Milo: “YEAH! … What does sexy mean?”

Not sure if this was a misheard word or a really quick recovery

I’m drying Milo off after his bath…

Milo: “Ow! Careful with my nut crack!”
Me: “… Milo, did you just say ‘nut crack?'”
Milo: “Yeah.”
Me: “……”
Milo: “What? That’s where I crack nuts! I just stick them between my legs and go ‘Grrr!’ and they crack.”
Me: “……”
Milo: “Seriously, Mom. That’s what happens.”

Feint and hook

Milo: “Can I make my list now?”

Me: “What list?”

Milo: “My list for Santa.”

Me: “But you already told Santa what you wanted.”

Milo: “But there are more things I want!”

Me: “It’s too late. Santa’s flying tomorrow — he doesn’t have time to make more presents.”

Milo: “Can I open one of the presents under the tree, then? It’ll make me feel better.”

Me: “For the last time, no!”

Morris: “Ha ha, Mommy, you funny.”

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