Carrot on a stick

Morris: “Mommy, what’s in that Kinder egg?”

Me: “I think that might be full of candy.”

Morris: “Candy?”

Me: “Yeah, I think Daddy bought it for when you go pee on the potty.”

Morris: “Mommy, can you get me naked? I want to go pee on the potty RIGHT NOW!”

Me: “Okay, sure.”

Morris, walking back downstairs: “Pee! Yeah! In my potty! Yay!”

A minute later, Milo: “Dad! You’d better get some candy!”