A Slimy Bedtime Procrastination Tactic

Morris: “Mommy, come here. I want to give you a big kiss. Hee hee hee hee hee.”

Me: “You’re going to lick me, aren’t you?”

Morris. “No! Hee hee hee hee hee! I’m going to kiss you! Hee hee hee hee!”

Me: “I don’t trust you.”

Morris: “I promise! I’m serious mysterious! I’m going to kiss you! Hee hee hee hee hee!”

Me: “… Okay.”

Morris: SLURP.

Me: “Arrrrrrrgh!”

Morris: “HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!”