Beauty and the Beast

Milo, singing: “Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest!”

Me: “Why? What’s in it for me?”

Milo: “Um…”

Me: “Do I get to wear a fancy dress?”

Milo: “No.”

Me: “Do I get to eat beautiful meals at a long table?”

Milo: “No.”

Me: “Do I get to dance with a handsome stranger?”

Milo: “No.”

Me: “You’re not making it very appealing, dude.”

Milo: “Well, we have toilets.”