Arithmepoop

Morris: “Mommy, do you know what Daddy plus Daddy equals?”

Me: “Nope.”

Morris: “Daddy plus Daddy equals Mommy! And Mommy plus Mommy equals Morris!”

Me: “I’m not sure you’ve got your figures straight.”

Morris: “And poo plus poo equals diarrhea!”

Me: “Um, I don’t think I like where this is going…”

Milo: “NO, Morris. Poo plus pee equals diarrhea. Everyone knows that!”