Another quality parenting moment

Me, tired after chasing two naked little boys around the house: “Come on, it’s bath time! Upstairs now, or else!”

Milo, pauses halfway up the stairs and looks back down at me: “Or else what?”

Me: “Or else I’ll squeeze that little bum of yours until it pops like a pimple.”

Milo appraises me thoughtfully. “Do it.”