Already taken, dude

Morris: “Mommy, I love you.”

Me: “I love you too, my wonderful boy.”

Morris: “I want to marry you.”

Me: “You do? Why?”

Morris shrugs. “I dunno. I just feel like it.”

Me: “Well, you know, if I wasn’t way older than you, and, you know, your mom…”

Rob: “And, ahem, already married to ME.”

Me: “Well, there is that, too.”