Alphabutt Boy

Morris: “Mommy, you sing the alphabet song.”

Me: “A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P. Q R S, T U V, W, X, Y and Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you sing with me?”

Morris: “Now my turn!”

Me: “Okay! Let’s here it.”

Morris: “A B C D E L M N O poo poo!”