Either that or she’ll pull out the pepper spray

Overheard from downstairs:

Milo: “If you want a girl to like you, you’ve got to smack her on the bum.”

Rob: “I don’t think that’s the way it works.”

Milo: “Yes, it is! She’ll scream ‘Eeeee!’ and then hug you so hard you’ll explode, that’s what.”