Hats: more than just a head warmer or fashion statement

Milo, talking to himself as he plays with his Playmobil toys:

“Can I touch you with my sword?”

“Okay.”

“Touch.”

“Wham! Blam! Blowee!”

“No fair! I don’t get the crown!”

“Thanks Miss. Oh, wait. I don’t think this fits me.”

“Of course it fits. Duh!”

“I don’t think I need this, Missy.”

“Yes, you do.”

“No, I don’t want a hat. Oh wait, I just remembered, if I don’t have a hat, I die. FOREVER.”