When you have eliminated the impossible…

Morris: “I still have my owee!”

Me: “Hmm?”

Rob: “He has a scratch on his hand but I don’t know how he did it.”

Morris: “I think aliens did it.”

Me: “Aliens, huh?”

Morris: “Yep! Daddy didn’t do it, and you didn’t do it, and Milo didn’t do it.”

Me: “So it had to have been aliens?”

Morris: “Yep!”